The sole proprietor of the Hydra’s Last Head, Jensen is infamous for his poor cooking skills and for his malleability. He is renowned for his house “special,” a diabolical dish comprised of a slab of more or less cooked meat between two pieces of fried lettuce. He grew up among dwarves, from whom he acquired his unfortunate tastes and fails to understand the general hesitation with which people greet his food. Jensen can be bought very easily, being a people pleaser, and hates letting anyone down, which inevitable ends with him letting everyone down. Valkyrie pays him off to set up Kort for his first true encounter with the gauntlets. As payback, Kort taps into the aspect of Misfortune to attack Jensen’s business.